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I went into this with a mind that was probably about 3/4 open...the other 1/4 of my mind knew I'd be fucked.

Guess what? So far, the other 1/4 was spot on.

I'm trying my best to get over the fact that none of the men reaching out suit my style preferences, but I can't abide the messages I'm receiving. Please note I have typed EXACTLY what I was sent. 

Example One

Chilling, single dad of 1 teenage boy ugh work hard. In a good place..just missing my puzzle piece . Where you at?

What the actual fuck? The incomplete thoughts, the punctuation, the grammar. My eye is twitching.

Example Two

Him: Gm

Me: You're a man of few words.

Him: That's all it takes with me to start some conversation. It doesn't alert when I get message.

How does one respond to that that? Did a brain bleed begin as he was typing? 

In Other News

The eligible gents that have "liked" me...

  • Are into NASCSAR and tractor pulls
  • Have posted ads for their pool cleaning service within their profile
  • Have sent me multiple messages about their '71 Chevelle

It's safe to say things aren't going too well at this point. Do I want to give up. Yeah, pretty much. Will I? Not yet. 



Comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 22, 2022 at 10:15 AM

    Don’t give up!!!!

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  2. SAM!July 22, 2022 at 10:28 AM

    Don't get too discouraged you're just starting. Also are we sure a pool cleaning isn't a euphemism? I was never the best flirt🤣 Really enjoy reading this🧡🧡

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